Hurra

Å, jeg er så lykkelig. Jeg fikk en e-post i dag som sa at jeg hadde vunnet 500 000 pund i et lotteri jeg ikke engang visste jeg hadde meldt meg på. Fyren i e-posten nevnte flere kjente selskaper, som Dell og Toshiba, og han jobber i Microsoft, så det må jo være sant - selv om han bruker en hotmail-adresse. Lotteriet er faktisk sponset av Selveste Bill Gates, og han har jo definitivt råd til å gi bort penger.

Her er svaret jeg sendte til den godeste Steve Clerk.

Dear, dear Steve

I am SO happy to have won the lottery - and here I didn't even know that I had been entered in any sweepstakes.

My information is as follows:
1. Full names: First names: Tjukkebolla Last name: Lettlurt
2. Residential address: Lurelia 6, 1337 Dusteland, Norway
3. Phone number: 0047 22 80 91 30
4. Fax number: I don't have a fax, but my mobile number is 22809540
5. Occupation: Unemployed
6. Sex: Not often enough
7. Age: 44 1/2
8. Nationality: Somali
9. Present Country: Norway/Somalia
10.Next of kin name/address: I have none, my legal guardian just died :(

As regards mode of remittance, I select option 1, Cash Pick-Up in London.

I do have a couple of questions, though. Since I am unemployed, I don't have too much cash right now. Would it be possible for you to release parts of the money so that I can afford to come get it, and see London at the same time? I will give you 10% if you can make this happen. Second, since this is a cash pick-up, will I have to bring a suitcase to carry the money in? Are your offices in a safe, good neighborhood?

I look forward to hearing from you, Mr. Clerk, and thank you for making this such a wonderful day. Finally, I can get out of this economic slump I have found myself in these past months. Seriously, I can't even afford to pay rent anymore. I had to start working as a prostitute just to make the wheels go around.

Well, hope to hear from you soon.

Best regards
Tjukkebolla Lettlurt